In the late days of August, it happens. Pumpkin spice everything emerges. We couldn’t be happier. But as we all know, sometimes the world takes something just a little too far. Here are the strangest pumpkin spice products we’ve found.
We all know someone for whom pumpkin spice isn’t as much a season as a lifestyle. What started out as a fun seasonal drink has taken over every avenue of consumer goods from coffee to beer to chips. Even shampoo!
We thought it would be fun to share some of our favorite pumpkin spice items and some of the weird ones with y’all. Buckle up it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Pumpkin Spice Beverages
Headless Horseman Pumpkin Flavored Coffee
If you’re going to buy pumpkin-flavored coffee, why not scoop up this badass tin featuring the headless horseman?
Dunkin’ Donuts Pumpkin Spice Coffee
You can run on A LOT of Dunkin with these Pumpkin Spice Flavored Keurig cups.
Home Decor: Pumpkin Spice Style
Happy Pumpkin Spices Season Fall Throw Pillow
Recover your porch pillows or couch pillows with these cute (and affordable) options to instantly feel fall-ish!
Pumpkin Spice Cup Everything Shower Curtain
Look, we know that it’s fun to decorate for fall but do people really change out their shower curtain?
Pumpkin Spice Aromatherapy Herbal Soap
Spice up your guest bathroom with some special soap, and we’re not talking Grandma’s decorative seashells that you can’t touch.
Air Wick Plug in Scented Oil Starter Kit
No matter what your kids, dogs, or partners smell like, keep your home life pumpkin-scented with this scented plugin.
Pumpkin Spice Up in This B— Candle
PSL-loving potty-mouthed friend? This candle is the perfect pumpkin spice gift.
Sweet Treats
Pumpkin Pie Flavored Miniature Wafer Candy
Marrying pumpkin spice and candy makes me happy. Hide some of these in a Grape Nuts box in your pantry. I swear- no one ever looks in the Grape Nuts box.
Pepperidge Farm Milano Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Cookies
Pumpkin spice flavor is now crammed into the Milano cookies we know and love.
Werther’s Original Limited Edition Harvest Soft Caramels
Who remembers Werther’s Originals? They’ve got a new trendy cousin.
Pumpkin Spice Wearable Items
You know the Ugg wearing basic PSL jokes that fly around the internet all season? These items will help you embrace, nay embody, the true spirit of pumpkin spice.
Honestly, in 2022, we think this is the perfect goal.
I Just Want To Pet Dogs And Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes T-Shirt
Don’t we all though?
Pumpkin Spice Af Funny Men’s T-Shirt
Let your husband express his thoughts on the topic.
Pumpkin Spice and Chill Sweatshirt
Kick Netflix and chill up a notch.
Thankful Blessed And Pumpkin Spice Obsessed T-Shirt
Admit that you have a problem.
Bigfoot Pumpkin Spice Latte T-Shirt
Even Sasquatch likes a good cuppa.
Pumpkin Spice Burts Bees Lip Balm
Usher in fall with these Pumpkin Spice flavored Burt’s Bees Lip Balms.
I Hate Pumpkin Spice T-Shirt
Even the haters deserve a t-shirt. I feel the need to mention here that a friend’s husband was the inspiration for this entire article. His quest to find and mock pumpkin-flavored items was impressive.
Pumpkin Spice Croc Charms
Do you own Crocs? We won’t tell anyone, we promise. They’ve added a new Jibbitz that you might like.
Start Them Early
Pumpkin Spice Latte Squishable
Want to ease the littles in your life into the PSL-life? Well, we found some products to get them hooked before they can even say pumpkin.
Start that calm latte feeling early with a lovie that’s, you guessed it, a latte.
Latte Infant Teether
While we can’t guarantee there is a pumpkin spice latte in the cup it does make an awfully adorable teether!
My Mommy Needs Her Pumpkin Spice – Long Legged Bodysuit
Even babies promote that Mom’s “problem” with this cute onesie.
Pumpkin Spice Breast Milk Latte Onesie
Take it a step further.
Pumpkin Mommy And Me Shirts
How cute are these Mommy and Me matching t-shirts? Add to cart!
Pumpkin Spice Books
Share the story of where pumpkin spice lattes are born. It’s the perfect light bedtime reading no matter what age your kiddos are.
Take it literal-y.
Read this pumpkin-themed mystery before it becomes a Hallmark Channel movie.
It’s the perfect present for that fall-loving friend who needs a calming hobby.
Guys, this one is free with Kindle Unlimited (and you can get a one-month free trial of Unlimited). It’s a bodice-ripping love story wrapped up with all the seasonal trimmings. Here’s the Amazon description: “One hot lumberjack, a rustic cabin in the woods, whipped cream and lattes, princes, magic, and fairy wings. This is not the vacation I wanted, but it might be the one I need.”
Why Do These Pumpkin Spice Items Even Exist?
Sometimes that spicy magic that makes products so fun veers into some weird territory. I mean I suppose some folks want to share everything with their dogs? And the bathroom? Which one strikes you as the strangest?
Pumpkin Spice Flavor Natural Dental Dog Treats
Don’t let Fido miss out on that Pumpkin Spice fun. Greenies has a new flavor this fall. We wonder how accurate the taste is. PS- If you’re looking to get some Christmas shopping out of the way they also carry Gingerbread ones.
Sweet Pumpkin Scent Hair Shampoo
Want to attract the right kind of partner? Or maybe just make folks feel comfortable with your welcoming Third Place Starbucks scent. With pumpkin shampoo, you can work yourself into a spicy lather anytime you want.
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
Do you wish even your poop smelled like PSLs? Enter Pumpkin scented Poo-Pourri Spray. Now this product has valid uses- we definitely recommend it for tight RV quarters but really? Pumpkin Spice poo?
Have you found a pumpkin spice product that is just as wild as these that we missed? Let us know in the comments so we can track it down and give it its deserved spot on our list.
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