HenriBendelWhen I lived in New York, I used to pride myself on knowing arcane knowledge like how to 2nd act a Broadway show (dress nice, walk back in with the intermission crowd) or where to look for my 4th stolen bicycle (Thompkins Square Park) or the best bathroom in whichever neighborhood.

The best public bathroom in the whole city is at Henri Bendel’s — in the basement.  You get a whole room.  It’s like a studio apartment.  And it’s very clean.  If you’re in the neighborhood (56th & 5th) and you gotta go, go to Henri’s.

Just don’t tell them I sent you.