Ah, the fall. It brings brilliant fall leaves, corn mazes, apple picking and other fun day trips and weekend getaways. It also brings pumpkin spice everything. In a year when we have not been able to go everywhere we want to go, it’s just possible that pumpkin spice has gone too far. Read on for some of the weirdest pumpkin spice products we found this year.
In the late days of August, it happened. Pumpkin spice everything reemerged for 2020. Let’s face it. With the 2020 we’ve all had we’re ready for a drink of joy. But as we all know, sometimes the world takes something just a little too far. Here are the strangest pumpkin spice items we’ve found.
We all know someone for whom pumpkin spice isn’t as much a season as a lifestyle. What started out as a fun seasonal drink has taken over every avenue of consumer goods from coffee to beer to chips and even shampoo! We thought it would be fun to share some of our favorite pumpkin spice items and some of the weird ones with y’all. Buckle up it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Pumpkin Spice Beverages
If you’re going to buy pumpkin flavored coffee why not scoop up this badass tin featuring the headless horseman!
You can run on A LOT of Dunkin with these Keurig cups.
Home Decor: Pumpkin Spice Style
Spice up your guest bathroom with some special soap, and we’re not talking Grandma’s decorative seashells that you can’t touch.
No matter what your kids, dogs, or partners smell like, keep your home life pumpkin-scented with this scented plugin.
PSL-loving potty mouthed friend? This candle is the perfect pumpkin spice gift.
Marrying pumpkin spice and candy makes me happy. Hide some of these in a Grape Nuts box in your pantry. I swear- no one ever looks in the Grape Nuts box.
Pumpkin spice flavor is now crammed into the Milano cookies we know and love.
Who remembers Werthers Originals? They’ve got a new trendy cousin.
Pumpkin Spice Wearable Items
You know the Ugg wearing basic PSL jokes that fly around the internet all season? These items will help you embrace, nay embody, the true spirit of pumpkin spice.
Honestly in 2020 we think this is the perfect goal.
Let your husband express his thoughts on the topic.
Kick Netflix and chill up a notch.
Admit that you have a problem.
Even Sasquatch likes a good cuppa.
Usher in fall with these flavored Burt’s Bees Lip Balms.
Even the haters deserve a t-shirt. I feel the need to mention here that a friend’s husband was the inspiration for this entire article. His quest to find and mock pumpkin flavored items is impressive.
Do you own Crocs? We won’t tell anyone, we promise. They’ve added a new Jibbitz that you might like.
Start Them Early
Want to ease the littles in your life into the PSL-life? Well, we found some products to get them hooked before they can even say pumpkin.
Start that calm latte feeling early with a lovie that’s, you guessed it, a latte.
Even babies promote that Mom’s “problem” with this cute onesie.
Take it a step further.
Share the story of where pumpkin spice lattes are born. It’s the perfect light bedtime reading no matter what age your kiddos are.
Take it literal-y.
Read this pumpkin-themed mystery before it becomes a Hallmark Channel movie.
It’s the perfect present for that fall-loving friend who needs a calming hobby.
Guys, this one is free with Kindle Unlimited (and you can get a one month free trial of Unlimited). It’s a bodice-ripping love story wrapped up with all the seasonal trimmings. Here’s the Amazon description: “One hot lumberjack, a rustic cabin in the woods, whipped cream and lattes, princes, magic, and fairy wings. This is not the vacation I wanted, but it might be the one I need.”
Why Do These Pumpkin Spice Items Even Exist?
Sometimes that spicy magic that makes products so fun veers into some weird territory. I mean I suppose some folks want to share everything with their dogs? And the bathroom? Which one strikes you as the strangest?
Don’t let Fido miss out on that Pumpkin Spice fun. Greenies has a new flavor this fall. We wonder how accurate the taste is. PS- If you’re looking to get some Christmas shopping out of the way they also carry Gingerbread ones.
Toilet paper y’all! Toilet paper. If you want to wipe your nether regions with scents of clove and cinnamon you’ll want to click buy on this one.
Want to attract the right kind of partner? Or maybe just make folks feel comfortable with your welcoming Third Place Starbucks scent. With pumpkin shampoo, you can work yourself into a spicy lather anytime you want.
Do you wish even your poop smelled like PSLs? Enter Pumpkin scented Poo-Pourri Spray. Now this product has valid uses- we definitely recommend it for tight RV quarters but really? Pumpkin Spice poo?
Have you found a pumpkin spice product that is just as wild as these that we missed? Let us know in the comments so we can track it down and give it its deserved spot on our list.